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Merry Christmas Funny Messages

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Christmas is all about making fun. We celebrate it in our own way. Youths celebrate by giving parties and making picnics. Elders give gifts to younger ones. Friends send messages and wishes to each other. Merry Christmas Funny Messages can make people smile and laugh.

In our blog we are uploading a very good and unique collection of Merry Christmas Funny Messages. We also have a lovely collection of Merry Christmas Romantic Messages. You can send it your friends and make them smile. Hope you like this post. Please share it with your friends.

Merry Christmas Funny Messages

Top 11 Merry Christmas Funny Messages


Christmas is for priest, He rejoices
Again and again while delivering the speech
To helpless Church crowd.
(Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing)
So let us celebrate the Christmas here
Merry Christmas to you.



Merry Christmas with lots of cheer,
This Christmas oh my dear,
Will be more bright for you,
May you get everything new,
Merry Christmas!


Christmas is truly full of wonders.
It makes all of my savings disappear!
That is the Christmas magic
Merry Christmas


I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster.
I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.


I hate Santa! 
He reminds me of the men 
who come for 10 minutes, 
do their thing and disappear 
for the remaining 364 days!


Please allow Jesus to Come and
Bless people in Church on Christmas,
If he sees you there he may not.
So come here and have party with me
Merry Christmas to you


Hey you two over there, 
It's the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer! 
We're here to bring you holiday cheer 
And wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!



I think Santa should hire giants 
instead of elves so that he can have a 
faster production of gifts.


Let me see if I’ve got this Santa business straight. 
You say he wears a beard, has no discernible 
source of income and flies to cities all over 
the world under cover of darkness? 
You sure this guy isn’t laundering illegal drug money?


Giving gifts to one another
No one has time for my brother
No attention for me at all
I can’t even go to the mall!
Christmas morning comes and what do I see


When you’re lonely, I wish you Love!
When you’re down, I wish you Joy!
When you’re troubled, I wish you Peace!
When things seem empty, I wish you Hope!
Have a Happy New Year!

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